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Fantasy Football League Loser

Check Out What This Fantasy Football League Made The Loser Do

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Check Out What This Fantasy Football League Made The Loser Do | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com [tps_start_button label=”Click Here For Twitter Reactions” style=”” class=””] [tps_header]Click Next For Twitter Reactions[/tps_header] In the world of Fantasy Football Leagues, how the loser is punished is often more exciting than figuring out who will be selected with …

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Fans

Should Athletes Be Allowed To Fight Unruly Fans?

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Should Athletes Be Allowed To Fight Unruly Fans? | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com As NBA fans continue to destroy their reputation during the 2021 Playoffs, several people have suggested a way to help curb the rash of those with tickets abusing those wearing uniforms. As the number of fans throwing things on the …

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Yellow Line

The NFL’s Virtual Yellow Line Will Be Official In 2021

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The NFL’s Virtual Yellow Line Will Be Official In 2021 | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com The upcoming NFL season will be a major upgrade in how the game is played with the announcement that the league is making the famous unofficial “yellow line” official, allowing fans at home to know immediately if and …

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Miley Cyrus

What This UFC Fighter Did To Get Miley Cyrus Attention Is Amazing

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What This UFC Fighter Did To Get Miley Cyrus Attention Is Amazing | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com Love was in the air over the Octagon at UFC 258 Saturday night when one fighter named Julian Marquez took his shot for a Valentine’s Day with Miley Cyrus in his victorious post-fight interview, with the …

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Manning Brothers

Cooper Manning Gets A Win Amongst The Manning Brothers

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Cooper Manning Gets A Win Amongst The Manning Brothers | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com You know what sucks? Being the worst sibling. And you know what sucks even more? Being the worst sibling, and you’re only the worst because you got injured. That would truly suck. That’s what happened to Cooper Manning. He’s …

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NBA Tweets

5 Of The Funniest NBA Player Tweets From The Past Decade

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5 Of The Funniest NBA Player Tweets From The Past Decade | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com [tps_header]NBA Player Tweets[/tps_header] I’ve never really gotten into twitter, but I appreciate Instagram for helping me find some of the funniest NBA player tweets from years past and bring them back into the light. Most times athletes …

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Sports Interview Questions

How Do You Ask Sports Interview Questions Like This?

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How Do You Ask Sports Interview Questions Like This? | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com “How does it feel to be responsible for this?” What type of reporter asks a question like this?? pic.twitter.com/d10HTpZXi1 — Matt (@MattTyrannyNBA) September 12, 2020 Look at his face. He is so pissed that she asked that question, because …

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Jersey Swap

NFL Players Shouldn’t Be Pissed Over The End Of Jersey Swap

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NFL Players Shouldn’t Be Pissed Over The End Of Jersey Swap | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com Okay someone please do some research for me if you’re reading this. What the hell does the average NFL player do with the jersey that was given to them in a jersey swap after a game? I …

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Athletes Sex

Stephen A. Smith Says It’s “Cruel & Unusual Punishment” To Deny Athletes Sex

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Stephen A. Smith Says It’s “Cruel & Unusual Punishment” To Deny Athletes Sex | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com In the era of “sports bubbles,” one commentator feels sorry for these athletes, calling it “cruel and unusual punishment” that they have, in effect, become celibate. As you might have guessed, this commentator is ESPN’s Stephen …

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Watch Sports At Home

7 Types Of People You Watch Sports At Home With

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7 Types Of People You Watch Sports At Home With | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com [tps_header]Watch Sports At Home[/tps_header] You guys know exactly what I’m talking about here. There are several types of people you watch a sports game at home with that either drive you insane or you don’t mind cracking a …

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Worst Fantasy Football


5 Worst People In Every Fantasy Football League 

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5 Worst People In Every Fantasy Football League | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com [tps_header]Fantasy Football League[/tps_header] If you’re playing fantasy football you know there are people in your league that you just can’t stand. They might even be your friends since you were little, but as fantasy football managers you just have no …


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Sports On The Beach

5 Most Annoying Sports On The Beach

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5 Most Annoying Sports On The Beach | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com [tps_header]Annoying Beach Sports[/tps_header] I have to say it. The beach is not for beach games. It’s for sitting under an umbrella while you crack a cold one and let the worries wash away. When you are not under the umbrella you …

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Sports Snitch Hotline - TooAthletic.com

Should All Sports Have A Snitch Hotline?

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Sports Snitch Hotline | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com Someone reported Dwight Howard when he wasn’t wearing a mask inside the NBA Bubble. That along with many other infractions big and small are being reported to the league thanks to their “hotline” set up just for that purpose. Does this mean that all sports, especially in …

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Richaun Holmes NBA

Richaun Holmes Leaves The NBA Bubble To Pick Up A Food Delivery

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Richaun Holmes Leaves The NBA Bubble To Pick Up A Food Delivery | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com Remember when people were calling into Philly sports radio touting Richaun Holmes as the next great center for the Philadelphia 76ers? Only Philly fans would find something so asinine. “Oh he can jump real high and …

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Triathlon

How A Husband Ruined A Triathlon For His Wife In The Most Bumbling Way

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How A Husband Ruined A Triathlon For His Wife In The Most Bumbling Way | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com You can file this story under “Man Pulls Wife from Race” after a woman who was running second in a virtual triathlon was literally pulled out of the event when her husband entered the …

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Chinese Baseball Team

This Chinese Baseball Team Has Found A Creepy Way To Replace Fans

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This Chinese Baseball Team Has Found A Creepy Way To Replace Fans | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com After two delays, the Chinese Professional Baseball League has begun their season this past weekend; but without clearance to have human fans in the stands, one team is going to have 500 Robot Mannequins in the …

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Joe Buck Play-By-Play - TooAthletic.com

Here’s Why Joe Buck Stopped Doing Play-By-Play On Twitter

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Joe Buck Play-By-Play | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com During these times of isolation, social media can help people stay connected to the world and loved ones.  For Joe Buck of Fox Sports, his effort to use social media for the good was ruined this week when the Twitter trolls used the occasion to …

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The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Are People Actually Outraged Over The Super Bowl Halftime Show?

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Are People Actually Outraged Over The Super Bowl Halftime Show? | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com The words “obscene”, “softcore porn”, and “halftime show” are being used a lot in the same sentence after Sunday night’s performance by Shakira and Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl.  Many people are saying the halftime show went …

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Patrick Mahomes Girlfriend

Patrick Mahomes Girlfriend Was In Love With Another Starting Quarterback Before Him

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Patrick Mahomes Girlfriend Was In Love With Another Starting Quarterback Before Him | TooAthletic.com Patrick Mahomes girlfriend is a lucky young woman; that’s because her boyfriend is playing this weekend for the chance to earn a spot in the Super Bowl.  Yet, if you go back and look at her Twitter account, it would appear …

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JaVale McGee Drug

JaVale McGee Played So Well The NBA Had To Drug Test Him

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JaVale McGee Played So Well The NBA Had To Drug Test Him | Sports Takes & News | TooAthletic.com This offseason saw an NBA player drug tested hours after posting on social media a photo shopped image of himself.  Sunday night, after tallying six blocked shots against the Detroit Pistons, it wasn’t a cup filled …

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